You know you have been studying abroad in the UK for a while when...

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1. One out of 4 words you hear in the streets is "fuck" or "fucking" 2. You have tried the symbol of British food, a breaded piece of fish with fries and they call it "fish & chips". 3. You see semi-naked girls in the streets and boys wearing t-shirts with temperatures below zero. 4. You are shocked to see that the Uni is closed, city is collapsed and people stranded if streets are covered with more that 5 cm of snow. 5. You have travelled to London just for 1 pound with a fun fare, and you love it. 6. You wake up every morning knowing that it's quite unlikely that you're going to see the sun. 7. You drink pints every day and you love them 8. You see people having a pee while they get money from a cash machine. 9. You realize that dinner time is 6pm 10. You see people drunk in the streets at 8pm. 11. You see old people getting pissed in Potters Wheel (Wetherspoon) 12. You are kicked out of a pub at 11.30 pm 13. You have learned the difference between pasty and pastry and you've tried a Cornish Pasty. 14. You see people wearing flipflops and shorts even though it's raining. 15. You've said "cheers mate" more than twice 16. You've tried to buy a traditional coffee maker and you've failed. 17. You realize the most important religion is not Christianity but Rugby. 18. You wonder how people wash their intimate parts without a "bidé" 19. You wonder why the concept of "proper curtains" hasn't arrived to this country yet. 20. You hear and say "sorry" at least 10 times a day. 21. You've seen naked women on the second (and first, and third...) page of the daily newspapers. 22. After a failed conversation with someone in the street you wonder whether he/she was speaking in Scottish, Gaelic, Welsh, Cornish, Irish or English. 23. You see Tesco as an important social meeting point. 24. You have struggled trying to convert from Farenhait to Celcius, from Miles to Kilometers and from Pounds to Euros, but you know a pint is 0.56 litres. 25. You have been driving on the wrong side of the road 26. You have seen old people smiling at you in the street 27. You have been asked for "some spare change" by an unknown person. 28. You see 3 kebab shops and 2 indian restaurants in every street. 29. You've had a Full English Breakfast with bacon, eggs, sausages, beans, etc and you think it's amazing 30. You've had a burger, chips and beans on the same plate. 31. You've thought more than ten times that the car you have just seen was driven by nobody 32. You have tried to destroy the fire alarm at least a couple of times. 33. You have wondered about the wildlife present in your carpet. 34. You see a group of people wearing fancy dresses every time you go out at night. 35. You have been in a pub next to a really drunk lady, that you think could even be your grandma. 36. You think you're going to visit a palace, a castle or a chapel and you only see a few old stones. 37. You realize that taking a cab is almost free (according to a certain person from Norway). 38. You're outside and don't even notice it's raining anymore, because it is just simply normal to you by now. 39. You realise that any kind of food can be eaten with anything else, no matter how wierd the combination is. 40. You have six months of holidays in a year. 41. In case you need to get your hands clean, you realise that you only have two options: boil your hands in water near to 90º or see how they become two beauty ice-cubes. 42. You have a sink in your bedroom. 43. You can't buy shoes in any shop because they all smell like feet!! 44. You find machines in pubs in which you can buy condoms, vibrators, lubricant and even a Hair Straightener. 45. Your house and surroundings are full of rub